Target Practice

OK. So your friends go out for a nice evening of quiet drinks and fun. But inevitably it turns into keggers and handstands, and someone poking an eye out. Some people just shouldn't drink and play with projectiles. (Names will be changed to protect the innocent, but mostly the drunk and stupid)

[Rocky] just stabbed me in the vagina with darts

Ummm... I don't even know how to respond to that.