Home Alone

When I was a kid, it was a big responsibility getting your own keys to the house so you could stay home by yourself after school. Of course parents always worried that you'd set the house on fire, accidentally kill the pet or lose your only key - locking yourself out of the house until a responsible adult came home.

6:14PM: i fucking locked myself outside on my 4th floor patio.. [Daisy] isn't coming home til 9pm. FML!!
6:52PM: dude...it was 140 bucks! cause the front door was deadbolted they had to drill through... fuckin A...i knew i shoulda jumped.

Seriously.. How do some adults make it through the day?