Here's "The Situation"

I love Italians. I love Italian food, Italian wine, Italian clothes, Italian cars. So it was completely natural that I fell in love with a little reality show about life on the beach in the Garden State.

O totally just stole a jersey shore poster from the bathroom

What would Snooki have to say about that? Probably, "When I say I’m ready to go wild, I’m gonna go wild."