Olympic Gold (You can't make this stuff up)

There are two types of people in this world:
1) Parent who think they're clever.
2) Children who think their parents should have known better.

um, yeah wtf have you been watching? Also, iif you aren't watching the olympics, you are missing a guy named manuel pfister. Is there any other kind?

People - remember: You may be foreign and say things with a cute accent, but Americans will always make your name sound dirty.