Olympic Gold (You can't make this stuff up)

There are two types of people in this world:
1) Parent who think they're clever.
2) Children who think their parents should have known better.

um, yeah wtf have you been watching? Also, iif you aren't watching the olympics, you are missing a guy named manuel pfister. Is there any other kind?

People - remember: You may be foreign and say things with a cute accent, but Americans will always make your name sound dirty.

Olympic Silver (Oh...Canada)

Well the 21st aka XXI Olympics are upon us. And along with it, all the fanfare, glamour, and Canadians we can handle. But something weird is happening: a craze of sorts if you will. Everyone wants the bright red, appropriately maple leaf logo'd handwear! People can't get enough of them!

Bidding on my olympic mittens!

I think Barney Stinson said it best. "It's Canada! Question One: Do you want to be Canadian? Question Two: Really?"