Olympic Gold (You can't make this stuff up)

There are two types of people in this world:
1) Parent who think they're clever.
2) Children who think their parents should have known better.

um, yeah wtf have you been watching? Also, iif you aren't watching the olympics, you are missing a guy named manuel pfister. Is there any other kind?

People - remember: You may be foreign and say things with a cute accent, but Americans will always make your name sound dirty.

Dr. Phil or Mad Max

The rules of sex and dating are different in every country with one exception - "If you have sex in a foreign country it doesn't count." But everything else is fair game. So when my foreign friends ask me a question about dating stateside, I'm stumped. (Names will be changed to protect the innocent, but mostly the drunk and stupid)

I met a hot boy at [Insert Bar Name], didn't sleep with him, and he just called me!! Is this dating?

No rules. Anything goes. It's Thunderdome.

Say What (Comment vous dites) ???

I think Willis from Diff'rent Stokes said it best, but I don't think he ever said it in French. So why do my friends reply to my inquiries in foreign languages? People - what makes you think I have the brainpower to translate?

Au moment ou vous avez repondu a mon message j'etais dans mon pyjama

Mon Dieu!

Better Late Than Never

I always seem to do this. I post like a fiend, and them I'm gone for MONTHS. Well this post relates back to wintertime. Ah. . . Winter. The snowy season that seems to confuse all my foreign friends.

Hey, what's this white stuff lying all around on the ground?

Umm.. is coke(aine) is making a huge comeback that I'm not aware of?