It's Just Funny

Sometimes. Just sometimes, some texts are funny, apropos of nothing, and weirdly have nothing to do with sex (even though it may sound like it).

Put this between your legs and squeeze.

I hope they aren't talking about my cell phone...

Another Newsy Update

Seriously... I don't even know why I ask my friends what they're doing.

Im with a lady caller

Ummm... Is that a fancy name for hooker?