If You Ain't on mySpace You Ain't noBody

We use the internet for all sorts of things...finding people, stalking people, and generally putting out waaay too much personal information about ourselves . But some people don't want to be found. So sometimes asking a person if they have a mySpace page is a very loaded question.

Oh..I don't have a myspace page...please--the last thing I need is my sketchyness all over the www. *

Umm... word to that....
And thank you to *[Bubble Gum] for sending that text in for our special Chrismahanukwaanzukah stupid text