The Real People of the Orange State

New York is the "Big Apple, California is the "Sunshine State", and Georgia is the "Peach State". But what describes Florida? The home to Snore-lando, gators and senior citizens.

I have never seen so many scrunchies and socks with sandals in my life

I also like to call it America's Australia.

The Hangover

Sometimes you don't have to go to Vegas to have a good time that leaves you a little bit shaken, a whole lotta drunk, and that terrifying feeling that you may have just woken up in a foreign country without a passport.

R u going to make it? i passed out and woke up at 430 in a panic haha then i figured out where i was.

"... None of us could remember anything from last night. Remember? "

Home Alone

When I was a kid, it was a big responsibility getting your own keys to the house so you could stay home by yourself after school. Of course parents always worried that you'd set the house on fire, accidentally kill the pet or lose your only key - locking yourself out of the house until a responsible adult came home.

6:14PM: i fucking locked myself outside on my 4th floor patio.. [Daisy] isn't coming home til 9pm. FML!!
6:52PM: dude...it was 140 bucks! cause the front door was deadbolted they had to drill through... fuckin A...i knew i shoulda jumped.

Seriously.. How do some adults make it through the day?

Dear God It's Me Margaret

Remember when you hit those awkward teenage years? Your body was doing wild and wacky things. Things were growing where they definitely were not supposed to be - and yet - it meant that you were becoming an adult (whatever the hell that means). So it's kind of embarrassing when you have to go bra shopping with your mom at the tender age of 26.

It's awesome! i went to banana rep and got a lot! bra shopping with my mother today was a little much - the saleswoman said jggly too many times...

Well.. There's nothin' like an over the shoulder boulder holder to keep the ladies in check