Forget Me Not

It's 2008. The new year is in full swing. People are having babies, getting new jobs, and moving cross country. And as they move onwards an upwards, hopefully they remember the little people.

5:28PM: Who is this?
5:32PM: Oh, no u r not deleted had 2 get new phone recently & have not updated all my contacts. yes still in [Reno]

Riiiiight... Good times, great memories. Don't forget to call.... my number is 555-5555.

Ms. Manners

Some people were just born cultured. They are refined, dulcid, even charming. But the invention of the cell phone....Ahh the glorious cell phone..... It makes people crass. and rude, and annoyingly loud. It's up to the simple text message to put people back in their place.

I'm sorry what? Oh wait u weren't talking to me. U were on ur cell phone."

Good day Ms. Manners.. I said good day!

Unvitation: Creole Style!

Unvitations. We all get them and we all send them. It's truly a victimless etiquette crime. But it's not often that I see three in one night... from the SAME person.

5:57PM - Last minute gumbo fest tonight at my place
6:35PM - Scratch that. [Jenn] has to study for finals. I should have check with her first. No gumbo fest
7:36PM - I know. I even bought turkey saugage just for you

I am the Elaine Benes to [Rocko's] Sue Ellen Mischke.

Pesach

Keeping to the multi-culti theme...Every year I attend a Passover seder with some very close friends. I even bring my own Haggadah. Hoping to keep some sense of religiocity - I wont sully the dinner by answering the phone when it rings (or vibrates).... But I WILL send a response text.

Well l'chaim, bitch! Have fun!

Oy vay! Such a shandeh un a charpeh. I guess I'll have to call them back on Yom Kippur....