The Hangover

Sometimes you don't have to go to Vegas to have a good time that leaves you a little bit shaken, a whole lotta drunk, and that terrifying feeling that you may have just woken up in a foreign country without a passport.

R u going to make it? i passed out and woke up at 430 in a panic haha then i figured out where i was.

"... None of us could remember anything from last night. Remember? "

The Seven Stages of Grief

June 25, 2009 was a day that some will never forget. The music world lost one of it's biggest stars. People mourned the loss by raising their glass in memoriam. The next day was fuzzy for a few.

I am in colorado 4 a wedding. i woke up with syrup in my hair? RIP MJ

Ohhh... Dirty Diana...

A Little Less Conversation, A Little More Action Please

At some point we've all called co-workers on their vacation to get some crucial bit of information to send along to a client in an email. But what happens when that co-worker is in no state to pass along any information?

we just drank $400 of vodka in 2.5 minutes. i'm in some crazy russian bar wearing a fur coat and babushka...no joke.

Seriously? I'm probably never going to get that crucial information I need. What happens in Vegas should stay there...

Time Travel

From time to time, I like to send out what I like to call "The Bat Signal". It's my perfectly short template "Where u at?" text that I send when I need to find someone. But it doesn't do me any good if no one answers...

Unless, of course, you're one of my friends, who answers a text FIVE days later. (Names and places will be changed to protect the drunk and stupid.)

[Union]...Just broke a wine glass...[2nd St] and [Union].

Umm...I'm sitting right next to you.

It's Simple Physics

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. But Newton's third law of motion doesn't quite explain how I spilled beer into my eye. Luckily I have friends who love science.

Were you lying down? because the odds get better then.

In fact I was upright on a bar stool. I think this has to do more with Chaos Theory.......

End of an Era

To my good friend Dr. Gonzo, who I already miss.

Great friends come and go. But one thing always stays the same. The day after the goodbye party.

Thanks for the fine jackassery last night i still feel like poo

Now that's how you say bon voyage! Rock 'n Roll

Drink and dash

Some nights you pay for others to drink and it usually sounds like, "Round of drinks on me!" And some nights you drink and others pay, "Let me buy you a drink." But sometimes something goes completely wrong.

Dude [Ricky] and i ducked out on the bill do we owe you some money?

Wait a second - I thought you paid......