Workin' Hard for the Money

It used to be you worked from 9 to 5 (including lunch). Somewhere along the line - after all the technological wizardry that's supposed to make our work lives easier, we work longer hours (not including lunch). And that usually makes the rest of our waking life a bit harder to handle. So when asking a friend how her particularly long work week (on a Wednesday) was going - this is what I got.

Ugh you have no idea! Lots off coffee too..im so tired a walked all the way to work this morning with my dress tucked into my underware.

Tugging it out was more embarrasing

From working 9 to 5, to workin' the streets. Either way she's gettin' paid.

Olympic Gold (You can't make this stuff up)

There are two types of people in this world:
1) Parent who think they're clever.
2) Children who think their parents should have known better.

um, yeah wtf have you been watching? Also, iif you aren't watching the olympics, you are missing a guy named manuel pfister. Is there any other kind?

People - remember: You may be foreign and say things with a cute accent, but Americans will always make your name sound dirty.

Olympic Silver (Oh...Canada)

Well the 21st aka XXI Olympics are upon us. And along with it, all the fanfare, glamour, and Canadians we can handle. But something weird is happening: a craze of sorts if you will. Everyone wants the bright red, appropriately maple leaf logo'd handwear! People can't get enough of them!

Bidding on my olympic mittens!

I think Barney Stinson said it best. "It's Canada! Question One: Do you want to be Canadian? Question Two: Really?"

Here's "The Situation"

I love Italians. I love Italian food, Italian wine, Italian clothes, Italian cars. So it was completely natural that I fell in love with a little reality show about life on the beach in the Garden State.

O totally just stole a jersey shore poster from the bathroom

What would Snooki have to say about that? Probably, "When I say I’m ready to go wild, I’m gonna go wild."

There's No Place like Home

I love hanging out with my friends. They are a peculiar bunch, with varying interests. But sometimes schedules conflict and I have to choose between social engagements.

Dude. we have to pass. Saturday is 70th anniversary of Wizard of Oz party at our clean apt! do u want to come?

Dude...you had me at "party".
You lost me at "Wizard of Oz".

The Real People of the Orange State

New York is the "Big Apple, California is the "Sunshine State", and Georgia is the "Peach State". But what describes Florida? The home to Snore-lando, gators and senior citizens.

I have never seen so many scrunchies and socks with sandals in my life

I also like to call it America's Australia.

The Hangover

Sometimes you don't have to go to Vegas to have a good time that leaves you a little bit shaken, a whole lotta drunk, and that terrifying feeling that you may have just woken up in a foreign country without a passport.

R u going to make it? i passed out and woke up at 430 in a panic haha then i figured out where i was.

"... None of us could remember anything from last night. Remember? "

Home Alone

When I was a kid, it was a big responsibility getting your own keys to the house so you could stay home by yourself after school. Of course parents always worried that you'd set the house on fire, accidentally kill the pet or lose your only key - locking yourself out of the house until a responsible adult came home.

6:14PM: i fucking locked myself outside on my 4th floor patio.. [Daisy] isn't coming home til 9pm. FML!!
6:52PM: dude...it was 140 bucks! cause the front door was deadbolted they had to drill through... fuckin A...i knew i shoulda jumped.

Seriously.. How do some adults make it through the day?

Dear God It's Me Margaret

Remember when you hit those awkward teenage years? Your body was doing wild and wacky things. Things were growing where they definitely were not supposed to be - and yet - it meant that you were becoming an adult (whatever the hell that means). So it's kind of embarrassing when you have to go bra shopping with your mom at the tender age of 26.

It's awesome! i went to banana rep and got a lot! bra shopping with my mother today was a little much - the saleswoman said jggly too many times...

Well.. There's nothin' like an over the shoulder boulder holder to keep the ladies in check

The Seven Stages of Grief

June 25, 2009 was a day that some will never forget. The music world lost one of it's biggest stars. People mourned the loss by raising their glass in memoriam. The next day was fuzzy for a few.

I am in colorado 4 a wedding. i woke up with syrup in my hair? RIP MJ

Ohhh... Dirty Diana...